Plain Awkward
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There should be cue cards.There should be rehearsal.There should be a manual.
“I Desperately Need Instructions For This Social Interaction” is for anyone who walks into a room and immediately starts searching for invisible subtitles.
What do I say?When do I laugh?How long is eye contact normal?Is this my turn to speak or am I interrupting?
If socializing feels like a group project you didn’t study for, this shirt says it before you have to.
✔ Perfect for introverts and overthinkers✔ For people who analyze conversations afterward✔ Great for networking events, parties, and forced small talk✔ A wearable social disclaimer
You’re not bad at being human.You just needed clearer instructions.
